"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars, and people can't figure me out; they can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

Joining a little over 6 hours ago and gaining 2,000 follows every minute, ex-Two and a half men star, and personal inspiration for nrm, Charlie Sheen joins the cavalcade of infamous stars to join Twitter.  His tweets so far include a remark towards Chuck Lorre, and a suggestion from Paul Scheer to change the Oscars into the Charlies, further launching him into his self-made 'Chuck Norris-esque' status among men.

We avidly await further tweets, as the social networking site now possesses a second destination for actual humour beyond shitmydadsays.