Does everything really need stories? According to Facebook, yes they do - as their pursuit of Snapchat continues with a recent forceful introduction of Stories on the social network... 

It's pretty clear that Zuckerberg's company is getting pretty desperate in their attempts to re-engage the millennials - something which I've rallied against a lot in my recent open letter to Facebook.

In response, the Reddit community has been busy creating some utterly hilarious social story platform parodies 😂

Here are 20 ridiculous places that will now have stories.

#1 A Calculator

#2 McDonald's

#3 Pregnancy Tests

#4 Microsoft Excel

#5 Your pet's arm

#6 Election voting machines

#7 KFC Bargain Buckets

#8 The Apocalypse

#9 The Microwave

#10 The Pokèdex 

#11 Rihanna's Forehead

#12 Restaurant receipts

#13 Gym equipment

#14 Vapes

#15 Cassette Tapes

#16 Grand Theft Auto V

#17 Water Fountains

#18 Pornhub

#19 KFC

#20 Snapchat Stories