Tesco Cash Machine Offers 'Free Erections' To Welsh Speaking Users
Tesco made some adjustments to their Express branch in Aberystwyth, mounting a sign in the regional Welsh language that says "Codiad am Ddim." While the sentiment is there to be accessible for all, the sign promises more than the store can deliver as it actually translates to 'Free Erection.'
Apple Announcing Plans For $100b Cash Balance Tomorrow
Apple will be holding a press conference to announce its plans for the $100 billion of cash balance they've been sitting on for a while.