We love it when social sciences do their best to make wild conclusions. A 'scientific' study by sociological journal Cosmopolitan says 20 per cent of women prefer Facebook over sex.

We've unanimously agreed that maybe this number sounds a tad low.  Sex has always been about communication between two (or more, depending on how lucky you are) people to push the biological sensibilities to orgasm.  The best times are never just the messing-around bit, it's the self affirmation, the aftermath and the conquest.  If you were arguing before, that doesn't matter for anything anymore.