The Empire Strikes Back Against White House Snub Of Death Star Petition
Following the refusal of a petition to build a Death Star, the Dark Side have responded directly to the Obama Administration, claiming they have abandoned this project in the face of superior Galactic Imperial Power.
White House Declines Petition To Build A Death Star
The White House has formally responded to a petition for the construction of a Death Star, politely declining on the grounds of construction of such a space station costing $850 quadrillion.
The White house confirms no chance of alien invasion
...Seriously...well not exactly invasion; but we've always wanted to write a headline like that. The White House has released a statement saying there is no evidence of life existing on other planets than ours.